I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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bewbin:

bewbin:

using cheap tactics to get followers is disgusting 

follow if u agree 

kamikaze95:

Who is my celeb look alike? I have none… Does that mean I’m meant to be famous.. Am I the one to solidify this look?

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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kinkykatn1ss:

This hoe wanna fight so I stole her look

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

crustpunkslamdunk:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

now that’s a woman

If I remember correctly →

literallykorra:

thisisnotjapan:

there were still people defending Katy Perry, saying she’s not racist and she’s just “respecting the culture”… whatever that means. But idk I think she heard you and she’s trying to prove you wrong with this new music video titled “This Is How We Do”

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY